Submission Guidelines

The V.V.V.S.S. is back up and running after a record two days!  Under the steady and not trembly hand of Marfunk Q. Peawhittle, the VVVSS will be accepting submissions again!  Please follow the guidelines as stated below.  All submission will continue to be received at:

superoddball@gmail.com

Thanks for your support!

—Marfunk Q. Peawhittle

AT PRESENT, V.V.V.S.S. IS CLOSED. We had a good run, but I’m bored! If I get the urge, I might do another one of these things sometime! Thanks!

—Richard F. Yates

To submit to Very Very Very Short Stories, first you must agree to allow me to publish your story, both here in electronic form and, if I ever get around to it, in paper form as well in an anthology of V.V.V.S.S. works, with the understanding that you will receive no monetary payment for your work. (You will get the satisfaction of knowing I think something you wrote is cool, which is pretty fancy!) By sending your work to V.V.V.S.S. for consideration, you agree to these terms.

Please make sure that all works are original, unpublished stories, for which you own all rights. Once these works appear on this blog (and possibly in print) you can reprint/repost them all you want, as long as you mention that they were first published here. I’ll make sure you get credit for your work, as long as you give me credit for thinking it’s cool and publishing it here first! Is that a deal? (If so, send your stuff this way. If not, bugger off!)

To make this whole thing easy as pi, just send your very, very, very, short story to me via email with the subject line “Submission – (Your Name)” with the story pasted into the body of the email. Got that? For me to bother reading your piece you MUST put the proper subject line: “Submission – (Your Name)” with your own name in the proper spot, and with the story in the BODY of the email. I will not open attachments, and I will think mean and horrible thoughts at you if you send me an email with an attachment. Simple, right? Here is the address:

superoddball@gmail.com

Please follow these guidelines, and we’ll all have some fun. CROSS ME ON THIS, and you know some of you will, and I’ll fill the universe with negativity that will undoubtedly find its way back to you… You’ve been briefed. Let’s get going!

Thanks,
Richard F. Yates (aka: Supreme Bunny Warlord)